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The Holy Hand Grenade

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Arguably the softest, most delightfully magical combination of fabrics ever made into a t-shirt. This smooth silky t-shirt drapes the best, has the greatest stretch and recovery; and offers a classic fit providing a clean, confident appearance. More Product Information & Size Chart

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"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

"Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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Triblend T-Shirt

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Triblend T-Shirt
Chest SizeInchesCentimeters
S34"-36"86-91
M37"-40"94-102
L41"-44"104-112
XL45"-47"114-120
2XL47"-49"120-125
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The triblend t-shirt features a soft combination of cotton, polyester, and rayon blend. 50% Polyester, 25% 32-single, 4.3 oz. Combed & Ring-spun cotton, 25% Triblend jersey. Due to print sizing, design image may appear smaller on larger garment sizes.

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